Thimister Platform Wedge: If These Don’t Improve My Backside, Forget It.
These are hilarious. They look like a cross between a therapeutic boot and a wedge. I can’t put my finger on what exactly makes me feel this way, but I have a feeling it has something to do with the completely closed front and low pitch. I think I would feel like I was just … Continue reading “Thimister Platform Wedge: If These Don’t Improve My Backside, Forget It.”
Stella McCartney “Falabella” Bags: Milking the “Falabella,” Then Killing It
A classic case of a too much of a good thing. I was initially indifferent about the Stella McCartney “Falabella” bag, then I fell in love with the clutch. But this is chain-link trim overload! Now there is a bucket, quilted shoulder, slouchy bucket, metallic cross-body (because Lord knows you need your “Falabella” for evening … Continue reading “Stella McCartney “Falabella” Bags: Milking the “Falabella,” Then Killing It”
Roberto Cavalli Doctor Fringed Distressed-Suede Bag: Handbag of Horrors
What on earth are you going to do with this? Unless you’re a mummy, you’re going to look ridiculous. It’s like an abandoned house where the chandeliers collect so much dust and spider webs that the debris starts to dangle down in a most foreboding way. (I went to a bar like that in New … Continue reading “Roberto Cavalli Doctor Fringed Distressed-Suede Bag: Handbag of Horrors”
Alexander Wang Adele Suede and Patent Leather Fold-over Trunk Clutch: Wang Gets This One Wrong
This clutch looks deceivingly normal. I want to like it, but on further inspection, you see it has a hard flat bottom (like the bottom of a bucket tote) that the bag folds over, crumpling across the hard bottom. In such a bulky patent leather, it looks stupid unless you precariously hide that part when … Continue reading “Alexander Wang Adele Suede and Patent Leather Fold-over Trunk Clutch: Wang Gets This One Wrong”
Oscars Top Three Not So Great Looks
With all of the awards shows’ red carpets, one might assume these actresses had plenty of practice before the big night. The Oscars are the one night an actress should probably be on point when it comes to fashion (excluding Helena Bonham Carter because we know that’s just not going to happen). But then again, … Continue reading “Oscars Top Three Not So Great Looks”
Prada Denim and Crocodile Hobo
Prada makes some of the most gorgeous bags I have ever seen. This? Not one of them. I am all for denim and crocodile. But when the denim is on my handbag I can’t help but think I’ve jumped in a time machine and headed to a time when Mariah was an actress and starring … Continue reading “Prada Denim and Crocodile Hobo”