“Cut-a-Rug”
This Isabella Fiore bag is the “cut-a-rug” style, meaning you cut a piece from your unwanted rug and make a bag with it. Other good ideas would be to use old rags, mops and cat fur balls. Why are these good ideas? I have no idea but you can ask Isabella Fiore and her investors … Continue reading ““Cut-a-Rug””
Slippery Jelly Shoes
How incredibly gross are these Circle Jelly Shoes from Marc Jacobs? Feet sweat is all I can think about when I look at these. He must have been inspired by his smelly muse whose trailer trash sensibilities got the best of him. Or maybe he was shopping in Tijuana and a truck spilled these on … Continue reading “Slippery Jelly Shoes”
Not Charmed by Luella
The Luella charm bag is so dumb. Don’t believe what you read in magazines, this is most certainly not the latest “it” bag. I am not into these boxy bags as it is and here it is with all these retarded charms on it. Didn’t they get the memo? Prada did the key fobs years … Continue reading “Not Charmed by Luella”
The Mulberry Dog Carrier
I did not know that Mulberry was making dog carriers. It has all these outer pockets for treats and the thick leather is great for chewing because when your pooch gnaws it to pieces, who cares, it’s only a crappy bag anyways. Another proclaimed “it” bag, the Emmy is so far from being anything a … Continue reading “The Mulberry Dog Carrier”
The End of the Spy
You know what? That’s it. We’ve had it with the Spy and all its ridiculous incarnations. We forgave the trashy denim spy but this we will not tolerate. It looks like it was made from a smelly polyester thrift store shirt. The printed satin doesn’t even go with the color of the leather but you … Continue reading “The End of the Spy”
The Season’s Worst
It’s been a while since we lashed out with a list. These bags are this season’s absolute worst! At the top of our list is the B Bag. We are only bringing it up again because this damn bag is all over magazines. This only proves that editorials brainwash the fashion world and this must … Continue reading “The Season’s Worst”