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Gucci Is Tacky

This Gucci Bouvier is fitting if you are buying the entire Fall Collection to look like Sharon Stone in Casino. Other than that, I don’t see how this bag would get much use. We reviewed the Fall runway and referred to it as Bada-bing Gucci but I thought I’d add a bit more to the … Continue reading “Gucci Is Tacky”

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Fendi B Redux

I like this version of the B Bag much better but I’m not exactly running out to get one just yet. This just makes more sense to me than the overly oversized B because at least it looks like a classic ladylike bag instead of some supersized cartoon boobs with eyelids. It has the same … Continue reading “Fendi B Redux”

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Ahoy Ugly!

If you think we’ve cracked the whip too harshly on Isabella Fiore in the past, stand clear of the carnage we are about to do here with her latest great idea for a bag. Yeah, ok, we love Johnny Depp, too, but I also think Brandon Routh is cute so am I going to turn … Continue reading “Ahoy Ugly!”

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Ferragamo goes Andes

How fascinating….what is this? Native Peruvian wall “art”? Like from the 70’s? Like the kind you find in a rental ski cabin? Looks like someone at Ferragamo took a vacation to South America and decided to bring back souvenirs. I guess the old lady Ferragmao clients can always use this as a knitting bag. Small … Continue reading “Ferragamo goes Andes”

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The Slut Pack

I am pissed that my monthly ritual of indulging in fashion magazines is being ruined. Why is Lindsay Hohan, errr, Lohan, on every freaking cover? I want to rip off her face so that I can actually enjoy my moment of zen and oneness with fashion and print. So to save my inner sanctum and … Continue reading “The Slut Pack”

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Bag or Body Armor?

  This Corto Moltedo Priscilla logo bag definitely ranks up there as THE ugliest bag we’ve ever featured but it is also the most bizaare. Not to be totally politically incorrect but I believe this is the latest fashion for suicide bombers (ok, that was totally un-PC but you do see my point, right?). As … Continue reading “Bag or Body Armor?”

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