Ghurka Ka
What’s the meaning of all those pockets? They remind me of those cartoon aliens with 3 eyes. And it’s got all those gross studs and weird zipper teeth detail along the top. Hideous. And brown suede with gold metallic is so K-Mart. Can someone please make nice new bags so we can be nice? Ghurka … Continue reading “Ghurka Ka”
The Versace Madness
Let me make sure I have all the details covered; twisted patent leather shoulder straps, topstitched croc stamped leather straps that fan out to the croc stamped patent leather button and studs all over. Why don’t they dangle fringes, add rhinestones and embroider dinosaurs on it as well? And you know what the best part … Continue reading “The Versace Madness”
Christmas Decorating by Fendi
Is this a Christmas tree ornament? If so, this is the equivalent of hanging tinsel. As if the B bag itself isn’t bad enough, Fendi comes up with this garish Las Vegas showgirl gold metallic mini B (only 5 1/2″ x 8″) trimmed in red velvet, otherwise known as the worst combination in color coordination. … Continue reading “Christmas Decorating by Fendi”
Michael Kors Dreams of Camelot
In my mind this is what happened in the design room: Michael Kors, “I am thinking of a knight in shining armor. But not a knight knight, not a traditional knight, but a modern knight, a girl, pretty. And this pretty knight is not the kind of knight that would go and you know, kill … Continue reading “Michael Kors Dreams of Camelot”
This Bag is Racist
In the movie Team America: World Police, Gary, the actor, goes undercover as a terrorist with this disguise. Thus was the inspiration for this Ferragamo Sami bag. I think the movie is brilliant and awe inspiring. Trey Parker and Matt Stone would be proud knowing they fathered this creative design. Maybe not, but the idea … Continue reading “This Bag is Racist”
Old Ladies Must Love Hello Kitty
I saw this at Neiman Marcus and I became disoriented for a moment. I thought I was in Tokyo at a Sanrio store but I turned and saw that the Chanel boutique was still behind me so I was sure I was still at Neimans. This is a serious and loud WTF, even for Judith … Continue reading “Old Ladies Must Love Hello Kitty”