The SUV of Bags
You think the Muse or the Chanel trash bag is ridiculously big? Well then you haven’t seen the Grande Louis Vuitton Suhali tote. This is not only 19″ x 14.3″, it is also goat skin so you can just imagine how heavy it is. At first I thought this was some sort of luggage but … Continue reading “The SUV of Bags”
This Year’s Most Ridiculous
This to me is comedic genius. What can you possibly wear with this without looking like you just fell on top of a harp seal? Look how big it is! It is 18″ x 10″! It is mink with python trim, all good things, until you add crayola colored LV monograms to it and make … Continue reading “This Year’s Most Ridiculous”
Gucci or Guess?
Is Gucci knocking off Guess? Without looking at the logo and obviously without looking at the quality, you would think that the Gucci bag was more like a Guess bag based on the style, right? I think you’re in trouble when you start making bags that look more like the labels that are knocking you … Continue reading “Gucci or Guess?”
PVC by Marc Jacobs
I predict the next step for Marc Jacobs is licensing his name to Sears for a line of polyester elastic waist band pants in mousy colors. At least that’s what it feels like the direction is going based on this crap. First we saw his leather shopper, which was gross but could have been construed … Continue reading “PVC by Marc Jacobs”
Michael Kors’ Saddle Bag
Left: Michael Kors bag Right: An actual saddle bag I can always count on Michael Kors’ bags to give me a good laugh. If I’m in a bad mood or feeling a little down, I go right to a Kors bags and I know the chuckles will be inevitable. OK, why would you ever buy … Continue reading “Michael Kors’ Saddle Bag”
Why Does This Bag Cost Money??
This bag should be free. When I buy a Marc Jacobs bag for $1,200, they should package it in this shopping bag and it shouldn’t cost me any more than I’ve already spent. Like at a department store. But instead, this bag is $750!!!!! I don’t care if it’s leather, from afar you look like … Continue reading “Why Does This Bag Cost Money??”