Top: Chloe, Felix Rey Bottom: Kate Spade, Valentino If you have a boring little black dress that you want to vamp up, get one of these giant bow clutches to make a statement, although I’m not sure what that statement would be. Bows are cute, don’t get me wrong, I think it looks really awesome … Continue reading “Battle of the Bow”

I know in concept this probably sounded like a pretty good idea. But really it’s not, I mean what’s the purpose of the hanging clutch when you have an entire tote because it sure doesn’t look good. This looks like a deformity to me, like a goiter that takes on its own personality and starts … Continue reading “Gustto Doubles the Ugly”

This is a metallic silver alligator clutch with 18-carat white gold hardware encrusted with 1,500 black and white diamonds. Is it fab? Yes, only because just one is made every year. And sure, having a clutch full of diamonds has got to make a girl feel a little like Marilyn Monroe but what does that … Continue reading “100K Diamond Alligator Clutch”

Is this a retro bag from the 80’s? Sure looks like it but guess what? It’s the latest from the House of Fendi. The 80’s are back again which is ridiculous considering that the 80’s hasn’t been gone long enough for it to keep coming back. The Spring runways showed a bunch of strappy strips … Continue reading “Fendi 80’s Colorblock”