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Chloe Patent Audra

I hate to keep ripping on Chloe (ok, fine, I enjoy it) but why all the hideous bags? The reputation is so bad now that Tina made fun of me for not getting rid of my Paddington (I took it out and was ridiculed, how sad is that?). That is the problem with these huge … Continue reading “Chloe Patent Audra”

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Versace “Snap Out of It” Orilag

Here is a perfect example of a total waste of animal used. I look at this and feel sorry that the rabbit (or rabbits) died to be this hideous bag. Before I contradict myself and say that fur is totally useless on a bag, let me just say that in this case, it doesn’t even … Continue reading “Versace “Snap Out of It” Orilag”

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Dior Ethnic Zipped Tote

Yes, this is in fact a Dior bag and not a Isabella Fiore. This would actually be a decent bag for Isabella Fiore and although that may be a compliment to Isabella Fiore because her bags are usually such an affront to my senses, it is certainly a burn for Dior. The whip stitching is … Continue reading “Dior Ethnic Zipped Tote”

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Christian Louboutin Bags

Now this is an interesting bag. But don’t be fooled, interesting doesn’t always mean nice or cool or a good idea. We of course love Christian Louboutin but based on the new line of bags, we say he better keep his day job as cobbler. This shiny asymmetrical clutch of studs and beads is industrial … Continue reading “Christian Louboutin Bags”

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Samsonite by Alexander McQueen

Alexander McQueen designed a line of luggage for Samsonite Black Label that is influenced by emaciated skeletal models. Is that a good thing? Is that what you want to look at when you’re traveling?

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Coach Legacy Alligator

OK, Coach lovers out there, even you will have to admit that this is a stupid waste of money. I didn’t want to continue ragging on Coach, but I couldn’t let this one go. This is an alligator that they are trying to sell for $10,000 in their Legacy collection. I don’t think there is going to be much of a legacy when nobody buys anything.

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