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Bandana Bags are a Banda NO!

I guess I spoke too soon when I made fun of Fergie’s bandana bags because apparently she is a trail blazer on this bandana trend. And Chloe Sevigny, she must be ecstatic that she is finally on trend. I picked out the perfect dress for her from Luella, the Bandana Dress, it is the perfect … Continue reading “Bandana Bags are a Banda NO!”

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Givenchy Evening Mini Fringe Bag

Why does Givenchy have to ruin their perfect lineup with this thing? I am on the cusp of jumping on the Sacca tote bandwagon when I happened upon this gag mustache bag. Just for a moment think how debilitating your day will be with this one your shoulder. You can’t go eat, you will swipe … Continue reading “Givenchy Evening Mini Fringe Bag”

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Slobs of 2008

As we leave 2008, there are a few bags we would like to leave behind with it.  Let’s forget them forever but before we do so, let’s just have a gander one last time for kicks.  If you own one of these, don’t feel bad, it could just mean that you are on the super … Continue reading “Slobs of 2008”

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3.1 Phillip Lim Meira Bag

I have been a serious fan of 3.1 Phillip Lim and to see this phenomenal gaffe of a bag is terribly disappointing. It looks like a folded over comforter hanging on the edge of your bed’s footboard. Those flaps are so disproportionately huge and they are on both sides! They do open up and function … Continue reading “3.1 Phillip Lim Meira Bag”

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Bulga Dyes Another Winner

We were asked to clean up our language so I will try my damndest best to do so on this very unattractive and ridiculously expensive bag. Oh Bulga, ’tis been almost a year since I ragged on thee but it seems things over yonder have not changed much. How one can continue to churn out … Continue reading “Bulga Dyes Another Winner”

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Michael Kors Jeweled Clutch

I hate having to rag on one of my favorite designers but I know he will understand. Afterall, he told me if one can learn to take criticism, one can learn a lot from it. I want you to stare at this clutch for a minute… now close your eyes. Are amoebas crawling around in … Continue reading “Michael Kors Jeweled Clutch”

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