Mou Studded Shearling-Lined Washed-Leather Boots: If You See Something, Say Something
No. Just…no. This is a situation where I need to speak out on principle. Whether it’s Ugg or Mou or whatever other single-syllable brand that produces comfy monstrosities like these, I’ve had enough. Shouldn’t these boots have been outlawed years ago? You know I’m all about comfort, as I’m also usually in favor of studs … Continue reading “Mou Studded Shearling-Lined Washed-Leather Boots: If You See Something, Say Something”
Daniele Michetti Suede & Elaphe Open-Toe Low Boots: Eighties Revoltal
No, that’s not a typo. Some might call this an eighties revival, but I’m thoroughly repulsed by this drunken cocktail of electric-blue suede, spotted elaphe skin, and gratuitous folds and spikes. It’s a shame – suede and elaphe are usually two elements I love in an outlandish shoe. The initial structure isn’t so bad: a … Continue reading “Daniele Michetti Suede & Elaphe Open-Toe Low Boots: Eighties Revoltal”
Givenchy’s Birds of Paradise: Just Say No
Paradise, you say? Not quite! You know I love Givenchy, but it’s not unconditional love. The conditions of my affection are proven by the case of their new Resort 2012 printed bags, which they are also using on dresses to slightly less jarring effects (only slightly). These lavishly ornate patterns remind me of ‘80s Escada, … Continue reading “Givenchy’s Birds of Paradise: Just Say No”
Top 5 Folk-Art Faux Pas: Craft (Un)Fair
‘Tis the season to get a little free with your style – we all get a bit looser in the spring, even maybe slightly bohemian. But not too free, please! I’m all for a bag with some whimsy to it, but these five overly embellished examples show that sometimes more is too much, whether you’re … Continue reading “Top 5 Folk-Art Faux Pas: Craft (Un)Fair”
Derek Lam Small Snakeskin Anthea Satchel: I’ll Take Bore over More
I’m sorry but if you’re going to leave Tod’s, your namesake line has to step it up. I have no problems with this bag’s shape in general but doing it in a Venn diagram patchwork is just terrible. Pretty much, as a rule of thumb, the words “snakeskin” and “patchwork” should not share a sentence. … Continue reading “Derek Lam Small Snakeskin Anthea Satchel: I’ll Take Bore over More”
Marni Bandoleer: A Little Too Convenient
Instead of for weapons, like the apron hair stylists wear, this Marni Bandoleer is for your essentials that must be kept within a second’s reach. A slim zip top compartment with 4 ample outer pockets (yes, double pockets on both sides) this is a pick pocketer’s dream bag so city girls beware. In fact, stay … Continue reading “Marni Bandoleer: A Little Too Convenient”