Falconiere Multi-Chain Metal Epaulets
OK, I am not the edgiest gal around but still I am no old fogey but I somehow find myself feeling like one when looking at this. First of all, I was like, “What the heck is this thing they call epaulets? And then I find out it is for your shoulders and then I … Continue reading “Falconiere Multi-Chain Metal Epaulets”
Christian Louboutin Tutulle Clutch
Christian Louboutin just released his bag collection for Resort 2010 and the one that grabbed me was this pink tutu tulle clutch. Did he intend to make this for his Barbie collection? These are like those foo foo pink maribou high heel slippers you wear at home when waiting for your gentlemen caller to arrive. … Continue reading “Christian Louboutin Tutulle Clutch”
Yves Saint Laurent Vanity Bowler
Does this look like Princess Leia’s head, or is it just me? Those pockets on the sides are great for phones and possibly a blaster but the proportions are all wrong. I think also because the placement of the pockets are lower than the top of the bag so it looks more like cinnamon rolled … Continue reading “Yves Saint Laurent Vanity Bowler”
The Horseshoe That Brings No Luck!
Does this bag look like a horseshoe to you? The only person I can imagine looking cool carrying it is the little green-suited guy in front of the Lucky Charm cereal box. Not only is the design of this bag boring, (without the two gold buckles the bag is basically the free toiletry bag they … Continue reading “The Horseshoe That Brings No Luck!”
Marc Jacobs Jennifer Bird Cage Shoulder Bag
This bag doubles as a no mess, no noise pet by hanging it in your living room when you become too embarrassed to take this out as a bag. Just make sure it is out of reach of your cat. Although, I wouldn’t cry over the destruction of it. I am feeling nostalgic for the … Continue reading “Marc Jacobs Jennifer Bird Cage Shoulder Bag”
Balenciaga Patchwork Arena
Balenciaga gets an award for recycling scrap leather in this version of the Arena bag. Balenciaga looks lazy trying to rehash the same bag shape again and again. Though the Arena bag was once cool, it’s past its prime. This is definitely on my not to by list. At Barneys $2,345.