Givenchy Embroidered Metal Chain Evening Bag
No! Not you, Givenchy!! Seriously, what is going on with this over-grown beard bag? Have you taken a detour? Please do not veer from the perfect record of the Nightingale, Sacca, Eclipse and that Messenger. I expect this from Fendi but really, how can you look at your line and think this would fit in … Continue reading “Givenchy Embroidered Metal Chain Evening Bag”
Lindsay Lohan’s 6126 Brand Launching Handbags
I don’t know whether to admire her confidence or shudder in horror: does the world need handbags designed with Lindsay Lohan’s stamp of approval? Either way, we’ll all soon find out as the girl who’s never met a party she didn’t love is introducing a 6126 collection of bags for the holiday season produced under … Continue reading “Lindsay Lohan’s 6126 Brand Launching Handbags”
Marc Jacobs Ash and Salome Fur
Why didn’t anyone carry these at the Met Gala? Well, size aside, it’s because these bags are just gross. I know, Man Snob Jim and I are at odds here over Marc Jacobs. Marc can be great but obviously as seen here, he is not beyond reproach. The bowler style, Ash, looks like a giant … Continue reading “Marc Jacobs Ash and Salome Fur”
Jimmy Choo Vs. Spongebob Squarepants
Are you a Spongebob fan? I am! That’s why I immediately recognized Spongebob’s twin brother on Net-a-porter sporting pony skin shorts. This glamorous relative of Spongebob travels around town with an exotic Asian last name like Choo–and bares an unmistakable resemblance to Spongebob in both shape and color. Although the sight of this cartoon-like clutch … Continue reading “Jimmy Choo Vs. Spongebob Squarepants”
Valentino Summer Flower Tote
Woah!! This is beyond regular ugly, it is extra special hideous. Pretty much the worst money ever spent, $2690 for Rose Parade trash. There is no redemption in any way, I mean, how can you go so wrong with flowers, which are inherently beautiful? I can think of a thousand ways to make a bag … Continue reading “Valentino Summer Flower Tote”
Fendi Baguette Needlepoint Kit
Every summer on my vacation, I do a craft project, one year I did a needlepoint and this year I might rise to the occasion again, this time on a Fendi Baguette. But then again, I am not very good and I never actually finished the project (too much white sky, boring!), so I’m not … Continue reading “Fendi Baguette Needlepoint Kit”