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Prada Rete Metal Mini Evening Bag

The biggest laughing stock at the Emmy’s was unfortunately, sweet Rita Wilson. But hey, she’s married to one of the wealthiest actors in Hollywood so who’s really laughing? Hopefully, she was just having fun with her Prada dangling jingling ensemble and didn’t really think she was being avant garde and cool. Those shoes look like … Continue reading “Prada Rete Metal Mini Evening Bag”

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Chanel Snow Boot with Ice Block Heel

I know there’s going to be a clientele for this boot, but to me it screams “fashion victim.” It’ll undoubtedly keep your feet warm this winter, but careful outfit planning is necessary to wear boots this ostentatious. I loved Karl Lagerfeld’s ice-themed fall collection (the ice cube-shaped handbags are divine), but there were a few … Continue reading “Chanel Snow Boot with Ice Block Heel”

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Maison Martin Margiela Line 11

When would you use this clutch? At the Itidorad after party? It looks like a pillow or hand warmer. Which this seemingly could be used for as well. This just isn’t a fashion piece even if you wanted to be out there and edgy. It looks like it’s meant to hold toiletry or something more … Continue reading “Maison Martin Margiela Line 11”

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Marni Goat Hair Leather Bag

Great way to ruin the perfect run of a Snob Worthy season, this old wig (a.k.a. bag) is offensive enough to negate all the lusty must haves for Marni. It’s downright creepy – why would you want to carry Cousin It around with you? Maybe for the hair fetish neurotic who can stroke the locks … Continue reading “Marni Goat Hair Leather Bag”

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Madonna “Material Girl” Bags

Madonna’s “Material Girl” collection available exclusively at Macy’s August 3: I’m not buying it. The clothes I can actually see on young girls as they have some definite stylish appeal, but it doesn’t look like Madge and Lourdes spent too much time on the accessories–at least where the bags are concerned. Granted, nearly the entire … Continue reading “Madonna “Material Girl” Bags”

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Alexander Wang Amber Spiral Notebook Clutch

YSL did this last year for half the price. I know Alexander Wang is the cool new designer but the thing that we love most about him is his fantastic price point. So not only is this a total YSL knockoff of a pretty distinctive design, but he took a $395 clutch and made it … Continue reading “Alexander Wang Amber Spiral Notebook Clutch”

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