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Marni

Marni Pocketed Small Leather Bag

Crossbody is my new best friend. I’ve got things to do and I cannot be slowed down with a heavy load on my arm. I have been using this Chanel small messenger my mom got me years ago, and I don’t want to sound ungrateful but it is from the collection with the giant white … Continue reading “Marni Pocketed Small Leather Bag”

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Marni Linen Tote

Sometimes I really think I need a really chic burlap sack. And then I think, Aw man! There are no chic burlap sacks. And then, alas, Marni gives us this linen tote that looks like a burlap sack. And then I wake up and realize no one in the entire universe would call a burlap … Continue reading “Marni Linen Tote”

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Marni Large Suede Satchel

White suede, oversized pockets, twist-lock fastenings, optional crossbody strap; need I say more? The Marni Large Suede Satchel is fantastic. It is chic, summery looking and with its large size, is super functional. I love bags that are simple, yet classy because I always get so much wear out of them. They are perfect for … Continue reading “Marni Large Suede Satchel”

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Marni Gras

So I live in Austin. And there’s a little college here in town by the name of the University of Texas. UT, if you will. The school’s colors are orange and white. You probably have never heard of it, it’s a small school. Anyhoo, I did not go to this school, however, whenever I look … Continue reading “Marni Gras”

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Marni Goat Hair Leather Bag

Great way to ruin the perfect run of a Snob Worthy season, this old wig (a.k.a. bag) is offensive enough to negate all the lusty must haves for Marni. It’s downright creepy – why would you want to carry Cousin It around with you? Maybe for the hair fetish neurotic who can stroke the locks … Continue reading “Marni Goat Hair Leather Bag”

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Marni Flat Leather Bowling Bag

Wow and wow, this season’s Marni is truly amazing. A flat bowler? So simple yet brilliant!! Why didn’t anyone else think of this sooner? You get the look without the bulk, and it lays nicely against your body instead of a regular bowler that pops out at your side with its overgrown girth. The hardware … Continue reading “Marni Flat Leather Bowling Bag”

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