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2006 Golden Globes Fashion Review – It List

The Golden Globes fashion, in short, was frilly, ruffly and in desperate need of some hairspray and a bra. Here is our recap. And yes, the Shit List is longer because it’s just more fun to make fun. Our Golden Globe “It” List Evangeline Lilly wins the best dressed award. The Elie Saab empire waist … Continue reading “2006 Golden Globes Fashion Review – It List”

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2006 Golden Globes Fashion Review

Our Golden Globe “Shit” List You date a hot young guy and you’re bound to feel the pressure. So what did Alanis Morissette do? She went and dyed her hair yellow and made like she’s a high school surf betty. If you want to look young when you’re sagging, don’t wear strapless with no support.

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Karl Lagerfeld Has Lost His Mind

Lindsay Lohan will pose for Chanel. OK. I am speechless!!! WTF?? First Selma Blair and now Lindsay Lohan? Karl needs to get a new prescription for those glasses he’s wearing. Or maybe its just plain glass in there and he needs to go see an optometrist. I thought Chanel stood for something else. Like style, … Continue reading “Karl Lagerfeld Has Lost His Mind”

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The LV Barf Bucket

I was at the Chanel boutique in Soho the other day and the salespeople there were waxing on about Marc Jacobs, he could do no wrong, everything he touches turns to pure gold, etc., you know, as if he were the return of Christ himself. Well, we agree to a certain extent because we do … Continue reading “The LV Barf Bucket”

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Chanel Alligator

This bag is one of those prized possessions where your opportunity to get one comes around only once. Or more accurately, once a year around Christmas time when Neiman Marcus publishes their Christmas Book. This is American white alligator dyed in silver. Available in The Book for $18,500.

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Chanel’s New Crooked Face

We are deeply disturbed by the news that Selma Blair will be the new spokesmodel for Chanel. I’m sorry Karl, but you are losing your touch. Your touch of reality, that is. I mean, there is nothing interesting about her except that her face is lopsided. Well, we’ll give her one thing, she is edgy, … Continue reading “Chanel’s New Crooked Face”

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