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Woah! Fendi Fall 2007 is a Disaster!

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Here is a fine selection of Fall bags from Fendi. These are just the highlights, all of them are bad in varying degrees. They must really know their clientèle – cheesy, tasteless and haphazard with their money because just looking at the line I am thinking that no one in their right minds would dare be seen with any of it. The Sequined Clutch, $1630 is not just bad 80’s, it’s like a haunting nightmare of the worse from that decade. The yarn explosion shearling makes me hot just looking at it, and confused. It’s called the Shearling Shopping Chef and is $5040!!! Repeat after me…. WTF!!!???? If you took all worse design floor droppings from Fendi, you would get this Raddica Boston bag, $1595. The only bonus, it converts to a clutch. Great! Now you can have 2 hideous bags for the price of one. We are simply amused at this point by what they come up with for the Spy these days. This sequined Spy is like a scaly Sci-Fi alien beast, the dangling beads look like a creepy beard. I imagine all those giant sequins poking out would make this bag really uncomfortable to use. But this bag is not for anyone with any sense, it’s $4890. All for pre-order at Neiman Marcus.

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16 comments

  1. Fendi bags-the ones you showed are really weird.I just bought LÓfficiel accessories magazine fall-winter 2007-2008 and had a look at other designer bags too.I was happy to see that YSL at least have desirable bags. They have extra beautiful shoes too.

  2. Fendi bags-the ones you showed are really weird.I just bought LÓfficiel accessories magazine fall-winter 2007-2008 and had a look at other designer bags too.I was happy to see that YSL at least have desirable bags. They have extra beautiful shoes too.

  3. Yow.

    Whoever is making “design” decisions over there has been dumpster diving at a cheesy, low-end fabric store and bringing the loot back to the office. It might not be so far-fetched – if their leather suppliers have had a look at their monstrosities the last few years, maybe they decided to just cut them off.

  4. I was wondering when the Bag Snobs were going to comment on these bags. I saw them a couple of weeks ago on the Neiman Marcus website and thought “These are horrible! The Bag Snobs are sure to ask ‘WTF!!!!'” because I know I did.

  5. Hahahah oh bloody hell! I guess this is how ‘glam’ it goes after the hideous spy bag…actually is, 10X worst!

  6. I agree like everyone else, but at least their clothes are fab. I always make it a point to buy at least one Fendi item each season.

  7. I wonder what inspired the creativity director when she made these…

    Dead animals?…perhaps…these bags is a joke!

    And seriously, the spy bag is sooo 2004…GET OVER IT!

  8. I’ve just been introduced to this blog. Kudos to Bag Snob for blowing the whistle on designer bag cash grabs. I’m increasingly shocked at the lengths these corporations will go to in the name of novelty at the expense of sanity. I clicked over to Neiman Marcus to check out the sequined Spy, and laughed out loud at the photograph with the model. With that white spandex body stocking and pale lipstick, holding the bag so tightly her knuckles are actually white, she’s a dead ringer for Sigourney Weaver. She finally caught that alien baby and is making damn sure it won’t get away.