Top 5 Bags to Bring to the Theater: Setting the Stage

You’re going to the theater, one of the greatest wells of artistic expression, so your bag needs to be equally expressive and dramatic. You must take into account what you need in a clutch that’ll be taken to this sort of venue, though. In this case, bigger isn’t better. You want a small bag that’ll fit comfortably in your lap. Shoving it next to you in the seat is uncomfortable, and of course, you never put your clutch on the floor. Other requirements? That it won’t make noise when you open it (in case you need to pull out a cough drop), that it isn’t one of the trendy glow-in-the-dark variety, and that it isn’t calf hair (who wants a bag that’ll feel itchy on your lap for three hours?). See….there’s a lot to consider! Here are the numbers that make the cut:

Roland Mouret Flat Classico Perforated Leather Clutch: Roland turns perforation into what I can only describe as hypnotizing hieroglyphs or alien language, and the origami design is brilliant as well; turns out, he knows how to design folds into a bag just as cleverly as he does onto his dresses. It unfolds like one of those paper fortunetellers tots love to make. I have to say, I like this grown-up version better! On NET-A-PORTER for $750.

Sophie Hulme Leopard-Print Leather Clutch: Calf hair is a no-no, but this leopard print will give you the look without the accompanying maintenance or scratching. Bonus? The chain can act as both an accent or a wristlet for when you want to enjoy a drink during intermission. On MATCHESFASHION.com for $379.

Perrin Paris Pochette Black Widow in Pelle: Besides being appropriately artistic, this clutch is especially handy during the month of Halloween. On Luisa via Roma for 1,350.

Christian Louboutin Rougissime Satin Clutch: Of course I need to include an option for the eternal classicist. Whether for ballet, opera, or Hedwig and the Angry Inch, satin is always a showstopper. On MATCHESFASHION.com for $905.

Givenchy Antigona Leather Envelope Clutch: This envelope shape is useful because the flap tucks in without hardware, allowing you to stealthily open it as needed. There’s even a cell phone pocket in the front to make checking your phone a quick, fuss-free experience (for you and your neighbors!). On MATCHESFASHION.com for $1,352.