Snob Essentials

Coral Gables Cottage Playhouse

Welcome Tot Snob S!

Editor’s note: We are so excited to welcome the newest edition to the Snob family, Tot Snob S. She is four years old and hails from Manhattan where she lives with her parents and brother but she has big plans for a duplex penthouse of her own somewhere near Dior. She is a tot snob with discerning taste and has refused sponsorships as she is a real critic and tells us she doesn’t need the cash. The following is literally what she said pieced together in paragraph form by her assistant aka her mother– the world renowned DKNY PR girl. We look forward to her reviews and know you will enjoy reading them as well!

Review by Tot Snob S:
Wait, that’s a house AND it’s a toy!?

I love this house but I can’t see if there are toys inside. The rooftop looks pretty nice. It’s good that the roof is brown so it doesn’t get messed up. I like the flowers around the house. I like the yellow outside but I think the inside should be pink. Maybe a rug and tv inside too. I think it’s too big for little kids. Only 4 year olds or bigger should play inside. It’s good for playdates.

Price: $42,000

Site: poshtots.com

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