Yves Saint Laurent Gold-Plated Anchor Necklace: Ships Ahoy

Anchors will always have the cool factor. They make me think of sailors and tattoos (heck, even Kate Moss has a little anchor tattoo on her wrist). While this chunky gold one is bolder than most works of body art and actually only a little bit smaller than most anchors you would throw off a ship, it’s got the right stuff to make you look twice.

And not just because it’s enormous. Over the top? Absolutely. Some jewels are designed that way, and they shouldn’t be anything else. While the bracelet version ($695), with a giant, dangling “YSL” charm, is too much of an in-your-face, look-at me logo, the oversized, gold-plated necklace evokes nineties excess in a positive way. The chain-links mimic an actual rope, and the clasp at the back holds the designer plaque; and if you look closely at the textured and distressed focal point, you will also seen a “YSL” inscription – sly and discreet. This might be the perfect shiny toy to lift your spirits and have a fashion giggle over this time of year. I say, anchor’s aweigh! On Net-a-Porter for $950.

Pair with: Nancy Gonzalez’s navy crocodile and ivory jute tote offers the feel of nautical stripes, but using these beautiful mixed materials makes for a creative twist. I would push anyone overboard if they came after this bag! Nancy Gonzalez Crocodile and Jute Tote, $2,800.