Maison Martin Margiela Tabi Calfskin Boots: Bad Animal Instincts

Literal camel toes. I kid you not. I see that Margiela is perhaps being subversive here, but you’re the one who has to walk around in these with a straight face. I cannot look at these without the mental image of thin tight pants and a wedgie. Or a cloven hoof beast. Even if you want to be out there, these are not cool. They are really unsettling and nag at your instincts of disgust.  And do you really want the kind of attention from men where they act like teenage boys and make “tee hee” sounds at you? At Luisa Via Roma for $945.