Lanvin Lucite Platform Wedge: Too Hot to Trot

Calling all the single ladies! Consider strapping your feet into these suggestive Lanvin wedges. The Lucite heel is like a slick fin, mischievously thin with a hard metal edge. To add S&M to sex appeal, the bondage-like ankle straps contain your foot and bring even more naughtiness to that flashdancer heel (Lucite and strippers tend to go hand-in-hand). The result? A certain aggressive message, one that’s almost too hot for words, just like these shoes. At least they are for me. But the gal on the prowl who knows what she wants? You better work it! At Barneys New York for $1,435.

Pair with: If you wear too tight of a dress, someone might shove a crisp twenty dollar bill in it – and there’s nothing fashion forward about that! Haute Hippie‘s nude silk-georgette strapless jumpsuit suggests skin but you’re flashing nothing but chicness. On Net-a-Porter for $425.