Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones- But This Chain Just Scares Me

This looks like something Rihanna could have used for her S&M video, except it would be across her face and she would also be wearing a chandelier on her head. No big deal. I have to say I would never rock the Bliss Lau Art Deco Tuxedo Body Chain. I have a hard time enough with earrings that get in my way and bracelets that make too much noise. Wearing something that is 17″ long and hanging off my body would drive me totally insane within minutes. I could see this working with an outfit that had more edge and raciness to it then the white tank it is pictured on above. Throwing a leather jacket over it combined with some leather shorts (whoa!) and some bright edgy pumps may be a good combo for this interesting accessory. A wrap jumpsuit with a fringed bag could also be an option to make this work.

Still, I think I would pass on the Bliss Lau Art Deco Tuxedo Body Chain. Though I would love to say I could pull off a Rihanna-esq look… who am I kidding? I would look like a moron with fire-engine red hair combined with orange pants, and even when I’m bad, I’m not particularly good at it.

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