Brian Atwood Exclusive at Net-A-Porter: A Dream Come True

I am now accepting applications for future husbands because I have decided, due to the magnificence of these shoes, I must get married immediately. How dreamy are these pumps? Brian Atwood‘s done it again. He went directly into my head and pulled out a floral sparkly satin fairytale sandal that is the stuff dreams are made of. Well Brian, get out of my dreams, and get into my closet.

Swarovski crystals glisten on the heel while the corsage sprinkled with tiny pearl detail on the ankle adds a soft femininity that would make any bride, or any girl for that matter feel like Kate Middleton. These shoes have been hand-signed by Brian himself and they are exclusively at Net-a-Porter for $3,440.

I wouldn’t wait for the perfect man to come along before scooping these up, ladies. Shoes like these don’t stay single for long. Besides, there are a few other occasions you might be able to wear these to and not look like a lunatic that’s trying too hard, such as a summertime black tie affair. Slip these babies on with a stunner like this or this and you’re in business. Some may even be able to pull these off with something a bit shorter and more playful like this. Still, these scream wedding to me, so for you brides out there, I couldn’t help but look around, and nearly fell off my chair and choked on my double double with splenda when I saw this wedding dress. Then I stumbled across another one and obviously started to imagine myself sashaying down the isle (looking super-duper skinny and tan) in this Valentino beauty. Clearly, I have gotten carried away and am frightening people around me while I hum “here comes the bride” but you get the picture. These shoes are dreamy regardless of where you sparkle in them.