One might assume a sheer top would be sexy, but alas, fashion is always here to shock us. Acne brings us this tunic top that is 90% sheer, which sounds like it could be sexy or skanky. Either way, neither of those S-words are what I would use to describe this top. The Acne Wannabe top has suede patches covering your lovely lady lumps (what up 2005 reference!). Shaped like cow spots, the white suede patches are what take this top from potentially sexy to full on Man Repeller status. You know? Man Repeller: “outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex.” This, my lady friends, will most likely get you no men, but who needs ’em when you have fashion. Obviously. You can snag this ditty at ShopBop and pair it with some skinny leather pants.
