Seriously, Fergie: what were you thinking? I know you’re in St. Barth’s to perform at Roman Abramovich’s New Year’s Eve party and all, but a pair of jeans would have done wonders over this poorly chosen leggings. Were you trying to get in ocean mode, having spent Christmas in South Dakota with Josh’s family? While your choice of Cartier Marcello tote is well done, these second-skin pants – they have a McQueen meets Matthew Williamson aesthetic to them – should never have left the designer’s sketchpad. And as if you didn’t look mind boggling enough, you pair these horrid leggings with those gladiator heels? Talk about pouring salt on the wound.