Bust out the press-on’s and some vanilla body spray.
I am 100% positive that if I was to wear these in front of any of my friends tomorrow they would call me a hooker and throw gingerbread men at me. This is nothing new, but on this occasion, I would not fight back.
It’s not that the Christian Louboutin Attention 100 Cutout Mesh and Leather Boots are hideous; because I think they are creative and would come in handy if my luck ever runs out and I have to start turning tricks. Wait, I don’t have good luck, may have to bookmark these in the ole’ toolbar.
Even paired with a subtle black dress or a Nun’s habit, these would be X rated. Now I’m all for a little mesh on shoes to turn some heads, but this much mesh is a little over the top and, as my mother would say, suggestive. Now I’ve realized I’m becoming my mother. I knew this day would come. I accept my fate, but I will never, ever, wear mom jeans.
On the other hand, if you are searching the stores and porn shops for something to pair your naughty Santa Suit with, problem solved!
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If you need to start turning tricks, you should buy cheaper shoes. Unless you are a pop or rock star, I just don’t see how these would fit into a person’s wardrobe.
Technically, to be “hooker” they need to be platform, and made of pleather. 🙂
I’m sorry but these boots are butt ugly! They look like witch boots gone pole-dancer.