Go ahead, take another look. I’ll wait.
Yup, I’m still here, and I am as stumped as you are. While I was perusing the Sak’s website I came across this bad boy and all I have to say is…. YES!
Not, “YES, I am going to wear the crap out of this bag and everywhere I go I will yell at people to look at how awesome it is!” but, “YES! FINALLY, a gift for my retired 2nd grade teacher for her carry her cat to the vet in!”
In all seriousness though, I have to ask…. Why?
Why does this giant blue tote have eyelet details all over it? Why does this giant blue tote have eyelet details in THE SHAPE OF A BOW on the front of it, and why doesn’t my great aunt Shirley already own this?
I’m not saying I don’t love a good giant tote. I do. They are practical and useful and necessary in a lot of instances. This one, however, just makes toting painful. The bow on the front of this is completely stupid and unnecessary and I get anxiety when I look at it.
What else is wrong with this picture? This tote is $495.00. I mean come on, its canvas.
If you need a Christmas gift for that special someone in your life that you’re not so fond of, you can pick this bad boy up at Saks.