Yves Saint Laurent Woodstock Platform Sandals

At first I was like, “Holy Frankfurter drag queen!!” But then I see that the height is all in the platform and the incline is really quite mild. But still, Holy Hella High, if you step wrong or have one too many martinis, your ankles will be in a cast for 4-6 weeks. The leather is buttery soft and provides cushion and comfort as it straps tightly to your foot. I love the design of the straps but as a whole I am far from sure about these, it’s not feminine and not nearly fabulous enough for the risk. It’s just too clunky and oddly proportioned. At Saks Fifth Avenue for $950.