Not one heel! Not one heel on the Michael Kors runway! After recovering from the initial shock of trying to comprehend the statement being made by the man who once said he never met a heel he didn’t like, this earthbound statement Michael Kors made for spring was one of true unfussiness. Beyond the therapeutic-chic platform sandals was the supremely statement-making double-buckle flat leather sandals. The leather toe-ring is highly thespian–channeling a literary vibe that’s as at home at Yale as it is hitting the concrete of the world’s urban jungles. You’ll have Michael to thank for standing proud in your own two feet come spring. Just how tall, however, you’ll have to take up with your creator.