Not Soap, Radio’s “I’m not here, I’m really…”

Sharon Feiereisen

15 years ago

Not Soap, Radio recently came out with a new collection – I’m not here, I’m really — that includes nine different sets of sugared body polishes, souffles, dry oil perfume sprays, and body/hand washes (everything is priced between $20 and $22). The colorful packaging is really fun and the sayings are so cute – for example “I’m Not Here, I’m Really Walking The Red Carpet,” “I’m Not Here, I’m Really at The Spa,” or “I’m Not Here, I’m really at The Country Club.” They make great gifts, especially for those that can’t get away for a summer vacation/long weekend…at least this might bring a smile to their face! Jump for details on the collection and scents!

• I’m not here, I’m really walking the red carpet

black and red currant, rose and jasmine blend

• I’m not here, I’m really lounging poolside at a beachfront resort

vanilla, coconut, pineapple, hibiscus, tropical blossom

• I’m not here, I’m really at the spa

lavender infused with apricot and a hint of eucalyptus, hyacinth, peony

• I’m not here, I’m really meditating in a zen garden

lotus flower, cooling greens, ginger, melon

• I’m not here, I’m really at the country club

Champagne sugar, lemon, bergamot, dew fruit, pineapple, gardenia

• I’m not here, I’m really up at a mountain retreat

rhubarb, wild spearmint, jasmine, lily of the valley, vanilla

• I’m not here, I’m really on holiday in Tuscany

tangerine, neroli, bergamot, lime, sweet tea

• I’m not here, I’m really island hopping

coconut, lemongrass, vanilla, verbena, musk

• I’m not here, I’m really on vacation in a quaint seaside village

nectarine blossom, honey, peach, black currant, green mandarin