Overheard on the Alapaca ranch: “Have you seen what Marni did to your fur?” “What? Who’s Marni, is she that old bat down the hill who comes up weekly to steal fur?” “God, you are so base. Marni! Hello, Marni! Like one of the coolest Italian brands, ever!” “Oh, in that case, no I have not seen what they’ve done to my fur. And I am not base. I am the pride of the herd, you’re just jealous because I have fluffy platinum fur and yours is the color of dishwater.” “Okay, whatever. They made your fur into a bag, who does that? Waste precious Alpaca fur on a bag!?!? Do they know how long it takes us to grow our fur back!?!? We are meant for coats, long, gorgeous, butter soft coats! You don’t see them humiliating cashmere like this!” “Coat, bag, yarn, blah, same thing. What do I care what they do with it.” “Have you no pride? Of course you should care! Not only is your fur a bag, it’s a giant, furry ugly bag! I don’t think they even combed it!” “Again, don’t care. By the way, how do you know the fur was mine?” “Well, I recognized the curls, of course. You have very distinctive curls, that center cowlick just won’t stay down.” Marni Alpaca Tote $2,440 at Net-a-porter.com
