The best thing about finding content for Tot Snob is that I have the luxury of sorting through incredibly cute things to bring you the cutest of the cute. Rarely do I have to deal with things that are hideous or atrocious until now. These high heel crib shoes from Heelarious are wrong on so many levels, the visual offense is almost the least of all the evils. The pattern options are animal prints, patent leather or hot pink – all of which are associated with women of the night. Which leads me to ask, why would you want that for your infant baby daughter who could not be more innocent and pure? Even if it is for fun and giggles, you should never use your baby as the subject of low grade “heelarious” gags. These can be found at Psycho Baby Online for $37.