This is officially rag on Chloe week. Please help me out here because I am not sure what you’re supposed to do with the Joan Python from Chloe, carry it or wear it? At first I thought it was a tube top or dress but then quickly and unfortunately realized it is a bag. I actually have a very clever idea (I know, I am full of clever ideas). Slash the bottom of the bag and wear it as a sexy tube top a la Carrie Bradshaw and rock it with skinny jeans and a pair of stiletto heels! I am serious, let’s dissect this thing apart– the useless belt across the middle? Perfect to cinch under your chest for that babydoll look (of course it would be best if you are flat chested but a little cleavage never hurt anybody so even if you are ample it will work). The long handle will also make a great halter strap!. Do you know how expensive python clothes are? $2940 is an outrageous price for such an ugly bag but as a sexy python top? It’s a steal. See, I can find practical use for the most ridiculous of things. Chloe Joan python bag