This is officially rag on Chloe week. Please help me out here because I am not sure what you’re supposed to do with the Joan Python from Chloe, carry it or wear it? At first I thought it was a tube top or dress but then quickly and unfortunately realized it is a bag. I actually have a very clever idea (I know, I am full of clever ideas). Slash the bottom of the bag and wear it as a sexy tube top a la Carrie Bradshaw and rock it with skinny jeans and a pair of stiletto heels! I am serious, let’s dissect this thing apart– the useless belt across the middle? Perfect to cinch under your chest for that babydoll look (of course it would be best if you are flat chested but a little cleavage never hurt anybody so even if you are ample it will work). The long handle will also make a great halter strap!. Do you know how expensive python clothes are? $2940 is an outrageous price for such an ugly bag but as a sexy python top? It’s a steal. See, I can find practical use for the most ridiculous of things. Chloe Joan python bag
ummmmmmmmmmmmm tina i’m not sure where you’re getting your information from, but this is a dog walking bag! the bag itself is a receptacle for the poop. it even has a compartment inside for little pastic baggies. the “belt” is actually a leash. if you’re gonna rag on a bag you could at least do the research!
lol… kidding!!!!
i totally just made all that up, but i like my use better. i’m not sure how i feel about python and croc apparel yet.
Hilarious Tina!!! Cant remember if I have asked youth this already Your Ralph Lauren gorgeous White bag…you mentioned it was one of two I think?! In Harrods they had what seemed smaller versions in different colours minus the gold hardware is this the same as yours…I do love the structure of this bag…do you have any more info on it?!
Thanks L.xo
Hi Lottie,
My RL Ricky White Crocodile bag is fabulous! I love it! Smaller versions are adorable, you should def get one but I think it is cheaper here in the US.
Call Dana at Ralph Lauren boutique and she can send you one– 214-522-5270!
xo
James, I’m always laughing after reading your post…lolol…
I will be on the lookout-dying to see who will be using this halter top/dog walker thing!! lol
Lottie-do you dare order another bag from the U.S?-lol
XOX…
Tina,I laugh my teeth off.hahaha…what a waste,the skin Itself looks fine but…hahaha
It’s a blatant rip off of the bags Roberto Cavalli did for fall 2007. I thought his looked like feed bags. But, these are hideous.
Hmmm. I have to say, I wouldn’t wear it, but I don’t think it’s THAT bad. At least compared to some real travesties I’ve seen featured in ‘on the rag’…
Thanks Tina…..B apart from the little slip up with Bergdorf I have this week had a bag from ODLR and shoes from MQ….Hope your well thought and the holiday is going well!
L.xo
I have to agree with you on this one. That bag is hideous. I previously thought Chloe could do no wrong, but that’s just what that bag is. Wrong.
Another disaster from Chloe…
yet another example on how to waste perfectly good python material
Yeah…i don’t know about those bags. It sort of reminds me of this adorible Goldenbleu bag:
http://www.shopgoldyn.com/product.details.aspx?pid=900
if it had been stepped on and gone through bizzaro world. I can’t believe it’s Chloe! Shocking.
What about having that as a grocery bag? LOL Python grocery bag, how chic is that?
This bag has left me really confused!the price tag is sooo audacious considering how hideous the bag is!
you’re hilarious! great job on the blog 🙂
the shape is bizarre and useless but slap me silly if i seriously dig that beautiful cobalt blue snakeskin.
Hmm this is amazing Tina but I think it’s the first time ever that I don’t agree with you (and the hordes of other viewers on this site- wow, I’m really sticking my neck out here it seems! ;)) Perhaps in person the bag is too shiny or gaudy or flash- I’m always sensitive to that- but from here the colors look rich and interesting, and I love that darker blue. I think the belt across the center gives it interest and “drape”(?)(“shape,” I guess is a better word) and I even think the bottom of it looks pouchy and cute. I wonder what the bag’s dimensions are, and what the interior is like?