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Versace Monogram Bucket

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I don’t even know why I’m bothering knocking a Versace bag, especially this one that is totally on par with what you’d expect from the House of the Garish. But the fact remains that anyone who would buy this bag really needs to reevaluate the message they are sending out, could it be wannabe stripper? Mid-west trophy wife? Mafia girlfriend? As always, the big Medusa head hang prominently on a giant gold emblem front and center. I see this at the gift shop at Caesar’s Palace Las Vegas for $50 but even so, you should leave it in the room for housekeeping at the end of your stay when you are done toting your sun block to the pool. Not only is this bag grotesque, it is totally dysfunctional as well. Look how the bag opens up – like a can of soup! Totally not in harmony with anything we look for in a bag. Please let us know if you see anyone with this bag, I’d like to know the accuracy of my profiling. $1900 at eLuxury.

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4 comments

  1. Hmmph! I’m from the midwest and would never wear such a thing. Seems more like Paris Hilton’s style me…don’t think she’s from Iowa either.

  2. There is a Versace boutique close to me. I get the see these monstrosities up close in all their glory. Every time I pass it, I look in the window, fascinated, thinking “Who? Why?”

  3. Kelly, we need to go shopping together, because you always speak truth. However Versace has done pretty good with their shoes and dresses

  4. You sound like an old bag on the rag or a overweight fat cow with a butch cut, pimples and an
    IQ of 50. Your blog is sog.