We are not picking the absolute worst bags out there, you walk into most mall shops and you will easily find worse offenders. Our honor goes to those whose contribution to fashion should be snob worthy but instead fall far short of acceptable. Many on the list are bags touted as the latest and greatest “it” bags but we disagree. Some on the list are just plain ridiculous and entertaining.
We love Chewbacca but that doesn’t mean we should dress like him. If you’re not the wife of Sasquatch, you have no reason to own this bag.
We don’t like a patchy uneven shave on our men and we certainly don’t think it’s a good look for a bag. Yuck!
This is like a bad cut and dye job on a stripper who has not shaved or showered all year. The love for Marc is so over, it’s more over than my fleeting love for Ben Affleck before I realized his bad taste in women (Garner over Lopez? He’s insane).
Love you on Project Runway. Your bags? Not so much. Especially one that weighs 8 pounds and looks like it was made by Sir Lancelot for Guinevere.
Still can’t figure this bag out. Are you sure it’s not body armor? And the crazy thing is, this bag never went on sale, it sells out and it comes in different color ways. Go figure.
We love Johnny Depp and I find the restaurant in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride to be jovially romantic but any affinity for pirates end way before you enter my house, much less my closet.
This is a hideous mess even for Donatella’s taste level. There is no reason my eyes should ever have been subjected to this bag.
This is not as bad as any of the bags above but this is their anniversary bag, one that is commemorating 85 years as a leader in fashion and this bags looks like a Coach. It’s not the strongest way to celebrate a legendary house. Sorry Gucci, you are going down fast, we have not seen a decent bag in a long time. I bet you miss Tom Ford real bad.
Why is this bag so high up on the list? Because it’s big (like REAL BIG) poofy mink, the only design element is the oh-so-creative blown-up crayola colored monogram and oh, because it’s a freaking fanny pack! Hello! Totally ridiculous, useless and blindingly tasteless.
Yes we are giving LV the top honors because they have had an all around stellar year making the worst collection of bags in the history of fashion, thanks to Marc Jacobs. But in particular this bag was the biggest crime in fashion because it was everywhere and was highly regarded by the press. It is a mishmash of gold, leopard and the tired LV monogram with an uninspired briefcase shape. It makes me cringe every time someone struts proudly with it because what they are really saying is, “I have no taste but spending $7250 on a bag makes me look like I do”. Why do designers think we will buy whatever mishap they design just because their logo is on it? And once you defile it with something that looks like this, your precious logo becomes meaningless to us.