Now that Britney has her life in order, she needs to call her stylist back. What is she wearing here? Is it a skort? It is ill-fitting and looks polyester and has a gross big plastic belt riding up her torso. If she is trying to show off her body, maybe she should wear something flattering. This Emilio Pucci halter with the links detail on the neckline would be an
appropriate choice, it’s fun, cute and sophisticated and is short enough to show off her great legs without being so cheap about it. Or if she wants to draw in her waist, instead of wearing a big stupid belt, this Vera Wang empire waist is incredibly flattering and adds lift to her post pregnancy breasts. We’re just saying, cute body with ugly clothes is like cute guy with no job. It’s just a waste, that’s all.
Is that a wig she’s wearing? I feel sorry for her, she’s going through a divorce you know. I’m surprised she was able to get dressed at all. It’s so sad what she’s turned into, I blame her trailer trash parents for not allowing her a normal childhood and a proper education.
And even with that terrible outfit on, it’s the best she’s looked in YEARS! And isn’t that the truth about the cute guy with no job being a waste. Got to have a J-O-B.
To paraphrase the legendary Diana Vreeland,
” bad taste is allowed, no taste is not.” If ever there was a candidate for the “no taste” award it’s Britney. I nominate her for TLC’s What Not To Wear Celebrity Edition. Stacy and Clinton please…she deserves it!