In the movie Team America: World Police, Gary, the actor, goes undercover as a terrorist with this disguise. Thus was the inspiration for this Ferragamo Sami bag. I think the movie is brilliant and awe inspiring. Trey Parker and Matt Stone would be proud knowing they fathered this creative design. Maybe not, but the idea of a disgustingly hideous patchy facial hair bag is not exactly something you can come up with totally on your own. At Saks for $1590.