One way to get yourself a croc is to go with a lesser designer. You still get to boast about having a real croc without having to sell your new Lexus. We love the shape of this bag, it makes the croc so much more versatile for everyday use, the problem though is when you go cheap, you get the shit part of the croc, meaning the gross scary tail. This bag tries to incorporate it into the design which is admirable but in the end you still have a slithery tail hanging over the middle of your bag. The croc dilemma is a tough one, do you go cheap or do you take public transportation? You can always go the embossed way as we suggested with the very good looking Armani but real is real and croco is not. Saks for $4650