YSL has the calf hair Muse in metallic anthracite for Fall. It’s shaven very close so from afar it just looks nice and silky but I have to be honest, touching it creeps me out a bit. The Muse is going to be the bag for Fall so I suppose this would make you stand out and be different. Everything but the hairy part makes me happy about this bag. Pre-order at Bergdorf Goodman $1895.
And if you really really want to stand out, the Fauve comes in leopard print calf hair for going to Las Vegas. To make matters worse, it comes in the oversized version as well. Camel or Ivory, take your pick, they are equally gross. Just make sure you’re wearing a low cut tank top, have big hair, chain smoke and are totally hammered the entire time you carry this bag. And make sure you go see Siegfried and Roy. Get it at Bergdorf Goodman $1595 and 1995 for the oversized.