Imagine going to a wedding and the bride walks down the aisle wearing this! And instead of a lovely bouquet, she is carrying a beer in a coozer, is completely drunk and has a Courtney Love hairdo. Then after her vows she promises lap dances to all the guests. I know Heather Graham is wearing this Diesel wedding gown for a store opening on Bond St and is getting paid a lot of money to supplement her acting income (and let’s be honest and fair, she really needs it). I mean, it’s pretty low rent to wear denim to a wedding but to wear it to your own wedding is like, like …. wait, I think I just described Tara Reid’s dream wedding. My favorite part of this gown is the trap door down yonder, it is actually quite appropriate to point out where and how the rest of the evening will go after everyone leaves.