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Fendi B

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I am offended as a consumer that a bag such as this would be designed, manufactured and distributed for my consumption. It does not say anything to the credit of Fendi that celebrities are tripping all over their cowboy boots for this bag because we all know they have vulgar taste and no trend management. I mean, what could the “B” stand for? B-list? Bad? Butt ugly? Oh, maybe BUCKLE, duh!! Hello!! No shit, we didn’t notice the buckles. And to make things even more disturbingly stupid, there’s the lace eyelet version with chain handles – for $5,000!!! For another grand, any sane person would rather have a Birkin, an indisputable classic beauty instead of this Pamela Anderson proportioned monstrosity.

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5 comments

  1. I agree Bag Snob…the B bags are HI-DE-OUS! I can’t find any redeeming quality in them…yet they are all over my March fashion bibles (UK Vogue, Tatler, Harper’s Bazaar).

  2. *gasp* no! I adore the blue and white one and maybe the red one is ok. The rest of the fendi B. Bags are ugly.

  3. i am SO GLAD! that someone else recognizes that these buckles resemble cleavage of the pam anderson type. specifically with the biggest nipples ever known to mankind. it’s disgusting! gross! eww! who do they think are buying the bags? men with a nipple fetish? i can’t believe it’s in every fashion magazine. every time i see one of them i feel like i’m looking at really bad porn.

  4. Hated the spy bag and feel the B bag is understated glamour. Some of the designs are trashy, as with the spy but the black and white, simple designs are fab!! the spy bag had a more obvious reference to nipples with those stupid “bits” sticking out of the handles that you were just so tempted to pick at!!