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Chanel’s New Crooked Face

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We are deeply disturbed by the news that Selma Blair will be the new spokesmodel for Chanel. I’m sorry Karl, but you are losing your touch. Your touch of reality, that is. I mean, there is nothing interesting about her except that her face is lopsided. Well, we’ll give her one thing, she is edgy, her face is full of edges.

“I saw her at the bar at Border Grill, and she’s even less impressive in person. I just don’t understand this choice.” Comment by CrankyBiscuit

“From Nicole to Selma? Bad.” Comment by Paz

“I hate her. I never understood Karl’s fascination with her. She’s replacing Kate and Vanessa Paradis? WHATEVER!!!” Comment by Cherry

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