The Season’s Worst

It’s been a while since we lashed out with a list. These bags are this season’s absolute worst!

At the top of our list is the B Bag. We are only bringing it up again because this damn bag is all over magazines. This only proves that editorials brainwash the fashion world and this must be some cruel joke.

This Etro bag would be good if you are an insane rodeo clown.

Versaces is known for over the top looks but this is totally ridiculous. I mean, does this not remind you of an Afghan dog?

Luella had one bag design and made an industry out of it and now to do something different, she comes up with the idea of adding random shit to her bags.

The absolute worst trend of the season is patchwork. Patchwork is gross. Why would Chanel do a bag like this? And what? You wear it with this baseball cap and go to the county fair to churn some butter with your friends, Holly Hobby and Raggedy Ann?

Alexander McQueen is usually pretty cool in our opinion, always something interesting and innovative but making a bag out of a giant bra cup is not exactly what we had in mind.

This Botkier bag looks like you just went shopping in Chinatown. You know, those striped plastic trash bags they give you.

This Isabella Fiore bag is exactly like the one I got on my last vacation to Mexico. Except I paid $5 for it, after some heavy negotiations. Nobody beats me at bargain shopping.